No School like the Old School

She'll be five in less than one month.  Clearly too old to be having bathroom accidents in the middle of the day.  In an attempt to keep the life scars at a minimum, I don't want to punish her for something like this.  She's not being malicious or bad.  She's just being oblivious and lazy.  I've already taken away all but a plastic sheet and one blanket, and her dresses.  She just doesn't care.  So today, as she walked by me with my overly sensitive nose, I had had enough.  I already gag at the smell of something as benign as baking bread.  The smell of a urine soaked little girl was just too much.  After her bath, I set her up at the kitchen table with a piece of paper and a pen.  She's writing lines.  Worse case scenario, she improves her handwriting.

She's writing "I will not pee pee in my panties".  And she's not happy about it.